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Thread: Jokes Polling for April Comp 2011

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    grin Jokes Polling for April Comp 2011



    Comp Main 12 Members ne participate kiya.
    jis ki sharing ap ko pasand aye vote kijeye


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    Ek member ek hi bar vote kr skta hi.
    Aap apni sharing ko vote nahi kar sktey.
    Vote krney ki last date 28th April 2011 hai.

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    nida_ali_nido


    Parosi:Yar tery ghar se hamesha hasny ki awaz ati hai,is khushi k raaz kia hai akhir?

    Husband:Meri BV mujhey jotey marti hai lag jaye to wo hansti hai,na lagy to men hansta hon.






    DaNgErOuS tEaRs





    Eik Sahab apne parosi k ghar phonche or Kaha k
    AAp k bache ne pathhar maar kr meri khirki ka sheesha tor diya hai

    Parosi: Are aap us ki Harkaton ka Bura Na Manaye wo to pagal hai

    Admi: To Phir Apne Makan k Sheeshq Q nahi Torta??

    Parosi: Ab wo Itna b Pagal nahi hai






    Sadaf



    Son:
    Parosi Ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati

    Father:
    Tumhe Kese Pata?

    Son:
    Mene Kaha
    “Give Me A Sweet Kiss”

    Usne 2 Thappar Mar Die

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    naz



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    akiller


    ek wife apne shohar ki bohat zor-o-shoor se pitaai kr rahi ti...

    awaazen sun kr padosan ghar me dakhil hoi aur pocha

    padosan : "ay behan q maar rahi ho becharey bahi ko "

    biwi: " aj jab me ne in ko call ki to ek larki utha k mujh bolti ha k ap k matlooba shaks is waqt masroof ha"




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    Sonii



    Bivi : Parosi ki lerki Math main 99 number le k aye hai

    Shohar : aik number kahan gaya

    Bivi : wo hamara beta le aya hai.




    EaGlE




    Ek Bacha Dorta Howa Ghar Aya

    Aur Maa Se Kaha:Hamare Parose Kis Kadar Garib Hai
    Un K Bache Ne Ek Rupe Ka Sika Nigal Liya Hai
    Aur Wo Sub Ro Rahe Hai.



    Pascal




    Bad Neighbours

    A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

    Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"

    The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"

    "$7.98." said the butcher.

    A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98.
    Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150



    seven tiles



    father to son: parosi ki larki ko dekho wo exams may 1st ati hay
    son:usi ko to daikha tha tabhi to fail ho gaya hon.





    LoViNg IrFaN



    Wife:
    Khirki k pardey lagwa do,naya parosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish karta hai.

    Husband:
    Aik bar dekh lene do phir woh khud pardey lagwa le ga.


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    Sardar: I hav'nt slept all night in the train.

    Neighbor: Why?

    Sardar: Got upper berth.

    Neighbor: Why didn't u Exchanged?

    Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.




    dove



    Sheikh Ko Apne Parosi Se
    Maangne Ki Aadat Thi,

    1 Bar Wo Apne Parosi
    K Pas Gaya Or Bola:


    Kia Apki (Car) Farig Ha?

    Parosi Bola:Nahi Aaj Gari Pore Din Farigh Nahi Hogi,
    Mujhe Bohat Se Kaam Hain.

    SHEIKH:
    Ye To Bohat Achi Bat Ha,
    Mujhe Darasal Apki Bike Chahiye Thi"
    "Geo Sheikh

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    Default Re: Jokes Polling for April Comp 2011

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    Default Re: Jokes Polling for April Comp 2011

    voted

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    Voted
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Jokes Polling for April Comp 2011

    voted




    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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    Default Re: Jokes Polling for April Comp 2011

    voted


    DUA...MUST READ AND MUST FORWARD



    Then Which Of The Favours Of Your LORD Will You Deny?

    "Be In This World As If You Were A Stranger Or A Traveler"
    (Bukhari)






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