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    Prof.Bihari does not know English.
    See how and what he speaks....

    INSIDE THE CLASS:

    * Open the door of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
    * Open the doors of the window.Let the airforce come in.
    * Cut an apple into two halves -- take the bigger half.
    * Shhh... Quiet,boys ... the principal just passed away in the corridor.

    * You, meet me behind the class.
    * Both of you three, get out of the class.
    * Close the doors of the windows please... I have winter in my nose
    today...
    * Take copper wire of any metal especially of Silver...
    * Take 5cm wire of any length.


    ABOUT HIS FAMILY:

    * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
    * My long sister was boiling in water so i send her to hospital.


    AT THE GROUND:

    * All of you, stand in a straight circle.
    * There is no wind in the balloon...


    TO A BOY, ANGRILY:

    * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

    GIVING A PUNISHMENT:

    * You, rotate the ground four times...
    * You, go and under stand the tree...
    * You three of you, stand together separately.
    * Why are you late -- say YES or NO ....(?)


    SIR AT HIS BEST:

    * Sir had once gone to a movie with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of his students at the theater, though the boy didn't seen him. So the next day at
    school... (to that boy) -- "Yesterday I
    saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema theater".
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    Pasand karne ka shukriya hai g
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    hahaha

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    254311 151251481613107 100001847683469 313672 3952200 n - \!/What A English\!/

    I am so lonely, broken angel
    I am so lonely, listen to my heart

    One and only, broken angel
    Come and save me, before I fall apart

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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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