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    grin Jokes Comp OF Sep 2012

    Assalam O Alaikum

    is month app ney *Mehman(guests) * per jokes Share karney hain

    Rules:

    1. aik member aik he joke share kar sakta hay...

    2. same ya edit ki hui sharing accept nai ki jaye gi.

    3. sharing ki last date 21-09-2012 hay..

    4.Winner 50% poll nd 50% Adminz decide karen gye..
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    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    مہمان: میں جب بھی چائے پیتا ہوں تو آپ کی بلی میرا منہ کیوں دیکھتی ہے؟

    میزبان: یہ بہت تیز ہے اپنا پیالہ پہچان ہی لیتی ہے۔

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    Sardar ki Mehman Nawazi

    Sardar k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy
    Sardar: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?

    Mehman: Thanda.

    Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?

    Mehmaan: Pepsi

    Sardar:Bottle mein peo gay ya glass mein?

    Mehmaan: Glass mein.

    Sardar: Saada glass ma ya Design wala?

    Mehmaan: Design wala.

    Sardar: Lines wala ya flowers wala.

    Mehman: Flowers wala.

    Sardar: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.

    Mehman: Chambeli wala.

    Sardar: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar mein aisa glass nahi hay.





    تیری انگلیاں میرے جسم میںیونہی لمس بن کے گڑی رہیں
    کف کوزه گر میری مان لےمجھے چاک سے نہ اتارنا

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    candel Re: Jokes Comp OF Sep 2012



    ایک شخص کے بچے بہت شریر تھے

    ان کے گھر مہمان آئے بچوں نے انہیں تنگ کرنا شروع کر دیا لیکن ان کے والد نے کوئی پرواہ نہ کی۔ آخر تنگ آ کر مہمان نے کہا.

    دیکھیں آپ کا بچہ میری چھڑی کو توڑ رہا ہے۔

    میزبان نے پرسکون لہجے میں کہا

    نہیں نہیں ۔ ۔ ۔ وہ میرا بچہ نہیں ہے ۔ ۔ ۔ میرا بچہ تو وہ ہے جو آپ کی ٹوپی میں پانی بھر رہا ہے!

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    Default Re: Jokes Comp OF Sep 2012

    Kinni Mushkill sey milla hai

    Shiekh mehman se:Thanda peo ge ya garm

    Mehman; Dono...

    Shiekh; Begum pani da ek glass freezer vechoon tay ekk glass geezer vecho ley aaa.....

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    Aik pathaan ke gher mehmaan aya..... usko sair kerva rahe the ke achanak goli chal gaii... mehmaan der ker beith gaya aur poocha ke khan bhaii kya maajra hai??? goli kyuN chali????

    khaan sb ne haNste huey fermaaya:"khocha amm
    ne inka memaan kal maar diya!!! ab wo ammaara mare ga!!!
    lekin tum phiker met ker ,,,wo aaj tum ko maare ga to
    amm kal ko unka do maare ga"



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    Default Re: Jokes Comp OF Sep 2012

    Sheikh mehma say : lijiey na aur Rasgullay
    Mehman : Nahi shukriya main pehlay hi 4 lay chuka hon
    Sheikh : Wesay liey to aap nay 7 hain lekin
    khair yahan gin kon rha hai

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    MEZBAN: Lassi app peetay Nahi,
    Chaey hum Pilatay Nahi,
    Roti ka Time Nahi,
    Botal ka Mosam Nahi,
    Ab batain kia khidmat karen?

    MEHMAN: Easyload hi krwa den phir


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    Aik din mezban ne mehman se khaney ki meiz par poocha aaj kya tareekh hai?
    Mehman boley chand ki tareekh ka tau patta naheen albatta dal ki aaj 15 tareekh hai
    Last edited by Blue Eyes; 05-09-2012 at 06:24 PM. Reason: yeh by mistake half post ho gya hey


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    Aaik mehman janey ka naam naheen lai raha tha aur roz ghar mein dal pak rahee thee..
    Aik din mezban ne mehman se khaney ki meiz par poocha aaj kya tareekh hai?
    Mehman boley chand ki tareekh ka tau patta naheen albatta dal ki aaj 15 tareekh hai


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