Hansna Mat

[Mohammad Sajid]

Gher ke kamon se ghabra ker
apni job se aajiz aa ker
6 hafte ki chutti pa ker
ker ke gher sunsaan gai hai
biwi pakistan gai hai

sone ke set banwaye gi
shaan masale bhi laye gi
suit bohut se silwaye gi
silk ke le ke thaan gai hai
biwi pakistan gai hai

aish karon gi amma ke gher
kaam karain ge noker chaker
car main le jaye ga shofer
le ke yeh arman gai hai
biwi pakistan gai hai

pannu main rehte hain aakil chacha
changa manga main taya hai
sab se mil ker ana hai
bana ke sare plan gai hai
biwi pakistan gai hai

boli rehna ache soher
dafter se seedhe ana gher
jate jate haath main de
biwi pakistan gai hai

trah trah ke khane paka ker
bher dala sara freazer
take main na khaon bahir
kerk ke poora etminan gai hai
biwi pakistan gai hai

ik din phone kiya us ke gher
bole us ke mama asgher
who to le ke sara tabber
aaj subah hi multan gai hai
biwi pakistan gai hai

dhoop or germi se aa ker tang
mela huwa jab us ka rang
apni ik saheli ke sang
wahan se kaghan gai hai
biwi pakistan gai hai

aati hai us ki email baraber
kehti hai mujhe ko bhejo doller
phas mushkil main jaan gai hai
hoton ki mare muskan gai hai
biwi pakistan gai hai

[Mohammad Sajid]

Zindagi honay lagi jub say basar yahoo per
Roze karta hooN naya aik safar yahoo per

Shaam takk rehti hai jaari tugg-o-dau rozi ki
Aur phir raat say hoti hai sahar yahoo per

Faaslay abb kahaN haayal rahay insaanoN mein
Kar hi laitay haiN mulaaqat magar yahoo per

Ilm ka aik samandar hai pyaasoN kay liay
Dekh nadaaN koi ilzaam na dhar yahoo per

Sirf dunya hi naheeN door khalaaoN tak kee
Dhoondnay waaloN ko milti hai khabar yahoo per

Yeh alag baat keh awaargiyaaN bhi haiN bohat
PakRay jaanay ka bhee koi naheeN darr yahoo per

Aisa lugta hai keh guzray ga buRhaapa kuch yooN
Dhyaan maazee meiN kaheeN gum tau nazar yahoo per

[Mohammad Sajid]

Bohat hee khobsurat nazm ka aghaz kerte hain
Yeh larke kion apna waqt berbaad kerte hain

Zara samjha kero hum ko, zara alfaaz wapis lo
Kay sharif zaadey kahan, kab, aisi baat kartay hain

Kissi se “luv u” kehte hain kissi se “hug u” kehte hain
Yeh jo aap kerte hain who kia khak kerte hain??

Mobile de ke larkion ko inspire kerte hain
Maa baap ke paisoon ka khana kharab kerte hain

Bohat pur-josh rehte hain bohat si baatein kerte hain
Mager matlub ki baatoon ko huns ke taala kerte hain

Deen ki baatoon ko khud pe na kabhi sawar kartay hain
Aur kuch mane ya na mane girlfriends hamesha chaar rakhtay hain

Nahin ager aap ki niyat mein koi futoor
toW larkion ke face mein kia talaash kerte hain???

Kahain tu hard disk bhar doon inn pe likh ker
Chalein chorein aaj hum inn ko maaf kerte hain.....

[Mohammad Sajid]

Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?


Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?


Serails ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?

Ab ret pe nage pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai chanel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?


Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.


Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai?


Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banana kya hai?


To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai?

[Mohammad Sajid]

yaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte
jub hum bol rahe hon to bak bak nahi karte

pareshan karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hain
jab hum jaag rahe hain to sms nahi karte

[Mohammad Sajid]

Idher To Shehar Ke Ganjey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain
Udher Tamaam Lafangey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Main Unn Ka Maal Gaban Ker Ke Jab Say Bhaitha Hoon
Yateem Khaaney Ke Bachey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Mila Hai Nuskha Jawaani Palat Ka Jab Say Mujhey
Tumharey Shehar Ke Bhudey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Main Jinn Ke Waastey Jootey Chura Le Jail Gaya
Woh Ley Ke Haath Mein Jootey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Diya Hai Naam Kafan Chor Jab Say Tum Ne Mujhey
Puraani Qabron Ke Murdey Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Patey Ki Baat Jo Moonh Say Nikal Gayi Paagal
Tumharey Shehar Ke Pagley Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

[Mohammad Sajid]

leTe hue they rail ke dibbe meN ik buzurg
goya ke saari ''birth'' wohii le chuke hoN mol
tokaa kisii ne unko to kahne lage janaab
sarkaar kah rahii hai karo ''birth control''

[Mohammad Sajid]

waziir-e-juNg ye farmaa rahe they
hamare paas aitom bum nahiiN hai
koii shahnaaz fauran bol uThThiiN
nigaah-e naaz bhi kuch kum nahiiN hai

[Mohammad Sajid]

Coke peete, Pepsi peete,
bhool gaye nimbu paani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

MTV, Channel V cool hain
bhool gaye PTV
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Reserve Bank hain Khali
Khali Swiss Bank mein maal paani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Ideas hain naye naye
Problem wohi purani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Hong Kong main honeymoon,
New York main meri naani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
Kapde hain Amreeki
Gaadiyan hain Japani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

Paanch saal mein chaar government
dekhi, suni na jaani
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
....Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani
....Phir Bhi Dil Hai Pakistani

[Mohammad Sajid]

TUM MAYRE ANKH K TAYVER NA BHULA PAOO GAYe
JAB KOYE GHUSAY SAY DEYKHAY GA TU YAAD AOON GA

IS JUDAYE PAR ABHI TO KHUSH HO LEKIN
BIRTHDAY PAR GIFT NA MILE GA TU YAAD AOON GA

KISI AUR K JOOTOON KO UTARTE WAQAT
MOZOON KI BO AYE GI TU YAAD AOON GA

SIYA RAAT K GUMBHEER SANATOON MAIN
ULLU KOYE BOLAY GA TU YAAD AOON GA

PEHLAY KITNI ARAM DA THI TAYRE ZINDAGANI
HAATH MAIN JHAARO JO THAAMO GAYE TU YAAD AOON GA

AB TU MAASI BHI RUKH LI HAI TUM NAY LEKIN
SUNDAY KO KHUD BARTEN DHO GAYE TU YAAD AOON GA

PUNKHA KOON JHALAY GA GARMI MAIN TUMHAIN
JUNE K PASEENAY MAIN BHEGO GAYE TU YAAD AOON GA

PEHLAY TU MUJ SAY HI DHULVAYA KARTE THAY
AB KAPRE KHUD NICHORO GAYE TU YAAD AOON GA

ISI ANDAAZ MAIN DANTA KARTE THAY MUJAY TUM
JAB TUM KO KOE DANTEE KA TU YAAD AOON GA