short jokes

[Rani]

Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?
Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.


Said to a railroad engineer:
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?


Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.


The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...

Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.

A: Why are you crying?
B: The elephant is dead.
A: Was he your pet?
B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.


TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters !

TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ?
Pupil: Mice
TEACHER: Good, now what's the plural of baby ?
Pupil: Twins !


TEACHER:Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it?
Pupil: It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !

[Abeer]

[naz]

[Rani]

thnx

[hafeez]

nice

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[Rani]

thnx guys

[Hijaab]

[Sadaf Gondal]