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    Lie clocks

    A man dies and goes to heaven. There he sees a large wall of clocks.

    He asks angel: "What are these for?"

    Angel answers: "These are lie clocks, every person has lie clocks. Every time u lie, hands on clock move"

    Man asks: " Whose clock is that ? "

    That is Mohammad Bin Qasim's Clock. Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.

    "Where is Zardari's clock ? " Asked the man.

    Angel : "It is in our office. We use it as ceiling fan". !!!!!!


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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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